SMS your way to the Guinness

“The razor toothed piranhas of the genera serasalmus and pygocentrus are the most ferocious fresh water fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human.” That was the message given for the fastest messaging (SMS) contest. A Singaporean typed that out in 41.52 seconds and made it to the Guinness book of world records. I took 2 minutes. Try out.

Menfolk...read only if you can handle it....

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions ..

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

Poem on me

Vidya, one of my closest friends, wrote this lovely poem on me and made my Diwali extra special.
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Krithika...

You are the light of Diwali,
you glow.. you spread warmth..
there's a fire in you (always)

You are the "pattasu" yourself
you are - a perennial "sound box"
your laughter is a 100-wala
your personality (the person) is a live-bomb ticking always
You, Krithika are a 365 day diwali to people around you (who I envy).
To you, all 365 days are Diwali.
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Hurrrayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! I got a poem on me!!
Vidya, have I told you lately that you are the CUTESSSSSTTTTTT?

So you think I am showing off eh?
Hey..Its MY blog.