Monday, September 25, 2006

You a jar twister?

Did you know that the male ego is in potential peril when a woman asks a man to twist off the top of some type of container? You bet it is. Its a classic no-win situation. If the man successfully completes the task, its no big deal anyway because lid-removal is one of the few areas in which women find men to be of use.

If however the man fails to perform, the perception of his masculinity can experience major shrinkage.

So guys when you see a woman with a jar approach you --run away or better still keep a band-aid handy and quickly stick it on.

If you have better ideas to save embarassment, feel free to comment!

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